present tense

A tense expressing an action that is currently going on, or a state that currently or generally exists.

The present tense is a verb tense used to describe a current activity or state of being. However, the present tense can also be used to describe past and future activities. For example: I swim in the sea every Saturday. (This is a current activity.)

by ANDLOP January 12, 2021

signal present

A gift that is given, not in order to bless the recipient but to serve the giver's own benefit.
For example a train signal gifted that a child gifts to his mother which is of no use to her but works perfectly with his own train set. Therefore, he uses the train signal for himself while still appearing to be generous.

That hoodie she got him was more of a signal present since she's the one wearing it.

by It's illegal don't do it November 13, 2023

Big sis present

AirPods are what big sisters deserve ,they NEED airpods

Big sis present has to be AirPods.

by Yhhh1737 May 16, 2022

dutch present

a present your boyfriend gives you that you can both share but only he will enjoy

" oh how lovely, tickets to see Andy Murray in some blokes tennis tournament ive never heard of. Well you can take your dutch present and go on your own"

by climatejames November 16, 2016

present

get shot, glock

« im going to get you a present »
« oh noooo dont shoot »

by alexander grandium April 7, 2023

Class Presentation

Where you are eager the first slide and kill yourself the next 12 slides

Jim: Bro I have to do a Class Presentation tomorrow

Bob: HA FUCKING KILL YOURSELF IN FRONT OF THE CLASS IT’D BE SO FUCKING FUNNY!
Sam: Erm ack-
Jim: KILL YOURSELF SAM

by TherianWithoutSupervision February 17, 2025

Present teatimeyatora

A chaotically calm fetus

Brad: what is present teatimeyatora
Chad: a chaotically calm fetus

by ra.un.na April 17, 2022