Deep sea racing prawn

To describe the ugliness of someone

Look at phill he has the head of a deep sea racing prawn

by Dave from the city July 18, 2024

boiled prawn

A sunburnt white person, who looks out of place in sunny climes.

Check out the old boiled prawn at the bus-stop. She's going to get sunstroke and die any moment now.

by Mogdi January 4, 2018

PRAWN SANDWICH STAND

The Football stand where most of the rich and wealthy go to enjoy the game. Normally The best corporate facilities of that home ground including Bars & Restaurants. Often accompanied with a Prawn Sandwich Half Time.

Oh Simon , He's loaded and has a season ticket seat in the Prawn Sandwich Stand.

by Simonb543 October 10, 2023

forged prawn

1) 'Prawn' made of fish or chicken protein, otherwise unusable bits of fish, flavours, flavour enhancers, colourants.

2) The result of unfettered capitalism inflicted on otherwise intelligent and decent dupes through the creation of goods and products that make a mockery out of everything that is good and pure.

"Faking a whole religion in order to make money? Now that's masterful prawn forgery!"

"Phwoar! You've managed to bake a AAA-rated financial product from a handful of worthless, but endlessly resold and repackaged subprime mortgages. A beautifully forged prawn."

by Surimi July 10, 2009

Royal Prawn

A person who has made a fool out of themselves but refuses to back down from their incorrect stance on a particular topic.

That Karen is really making a Royal Prawn of herself.

by yeahbuudi November 29, 2022

prawn ready

Being a pro Hank player is being prawn ready

Person1: Why are you playing as Hank? He sucks.
Person2: Because I was PRAWN READY!

by Ilovehanktheprawn April 9, 2024

Half-Pound Prawn Basket

Two or more penetrative entities in one opening (male or female), where at least one such entity is a penis with a tendency to be overly enthusiastic, especially if it's already been hand-breaded. One could say it is plump, juicy and perfectly seasoned. Of the easy peel variety. Boom-boom shrimp and then there was one (ergo, a 1/2 pound). There is fortunately an easy solution, which is to make this a peel-and-eat style basket.

"We were gonna have some fun last night but it turned into a half-pound prawn basket thanks to Minuteman over here, so we had to go the peel-and-eat route. I could do a lot worse."

by PinchLikeAGentleman July 10, 2022