Dog and pony show

An elaborate presentation that lacks any imagination or originality, and is intended to impress an audience of rubes or halfwits

I am not going to meet with that sales rep. I've already seen his little dog and pony show.

Dog and pony show by LouSara August 3, 2012

feed the pony 

The act of rubbing the vaginal area with a slightly cupped hand, the same hand position as used to feed a horse a sugar cube for instance.

OMIGOD! i was just in the bakery and Billy Miggins and Julie Mc Scrooly were. . . well let's just say he was feeding the pony. And the pony was chewing. it was fucking biting back. Arrrrrgh man that's one fucking dangerous pony.

feed the pony by Ricey December 18, 2002

sony pony

Origin of this term was on the Gamefaqs Xbox 360 boards to describe the sony fanboys who would come galloping over to the Xbox boards whenever there was bad Sony news, or when PSN was down. It has since become bastardized to describe any obnoxious Sony fanboy.

"Another Sony Pony? Is PSN Down?"

sony pony by Defile You January 14, 2016

Ponyboy 

a slay and yass song by god, the one and only SOPHIE

ponyboy. he's my little ponyboy.

Ponyboy by cybsynth November 27, 2021

Free Pony 

What you will get when we elect Vermin Supreme for president in 2020!

"My free pony platform is of course is a jobs creation program it will create lots and lots of jobs once we ah switch over to pony based economy, it will also lower our dependence on foreign oil, we will also be able to turn all that pony poop into methane gas, and wonderful compost and we will be able to re-up our soil that is being depleted by aero-chemicals etcetera. etcetera. etcetera." - Vermin Supreme

Free Pony by Spooky G April 26, 2019

Side-pony

–verb (used with object)

1. to draw away or divert, as the mind or attention.
2. to provide a pleasant or unpleasant diversion.
3. the act of running up to a person and interrupting them in the middle of a conversation as a young pony without any boundaries would.

1. The constant side-ponying from her co-workers made it hard to finish a deadline on time.
2. Needing to sneak the dog past the hotel clerk, my boyfriend side-ponied her by commenting on the shoes she was wearing.
3. We would always try to act really busy when the most recent retiree stopped by because he would inevitably side-pony us with banal banter and stories of 'back-in-the-day'.

Side-pony by javapunkster September 3, 2009

ponos 

Humorous misspelling of the word "penis." Comes from a translation of a Fate/Stay Night parody comic, where the translators kept the Japanese convention of using circles to edit out certain letters of certain words; the self-censored term for "penis" thus appeared as "p•n•s", and conceivably as "ponos," "pOnOs" or "p0n0s" - all variations which have been used on the internet. Usually used in conjunction with another similarly censored term, vagooo.

Put your ponos up to my vagooo and j-JAM IT IN! (Actual usage from the original Fate/Stay Night parody)

ponos by Michael Whatsit April 10, 2007