Pokemon

A franchise that has survived completely off of its tv show, because the game gets boring after you realize you've been playing the same game for 20 years.

A: Remember Pokemon cards?
B: Nope

by The Avalanchilator November 6, 2019

Pokemon

Amazing cute creatures (Well, apart from Gyrados) that can kick butt.
Also Emolga is mine
And now that we've got that randomness out of the way...
A Pokemon Pocket Monster is a creature that can use powers called 'Moves' and some can even evolve. These creatures are used as slaves by 10 year olds who want to have cage fights with wild magical animals :3

'You like Pokemon?"
"Let's be friends"

by Suika999 September 25, 2017

Pokemon

Gay aliens who come to decorate the world with Dog Feces.

Pink Telly Tubby

by General GopherOwnt June 3, 2003

Pokemon

1)A word used as a cover up for "pornography". 2)Reference to pornogrophy.

So I was watchin Pokemon and this Lickytongue was just savagely attacking this Ditto! Then all of a sudden a Poliwrath started double slappin the ditto!

Translation: I was watching porn the other day and this guy was hella eating out this chic! Then he started finger fucking her!"

by Thy Beloved Count March 21, 2005

Pokemon

a gayass card game that does nothing but milk dollar after dollar out of the pockets of hard working american parents to feed the genetically engineered superchildren of a rich japanese business man

all you fags are playin that pokemon game, cuz ur fags!

by aaron, emperor of aaronstan and god of being aweso August 8, 2003

Pokemon

To poke ones mom

Hey I just pokemon!!

by Nintendo June 9, 2003

Pokemon

An animal removed from its' natural habitat for the purpose of being pitted against another animal for merit and profit.

Ash, the trainer, collected and battled many Pokemon.

by Cavan Armastus December 5, 2009