Pokemon

A disease that started in Tokyo. It first infected Gameboys in Japan in 1995. Then in 1998 the disease infected Gameboys in America. Soon channel WB11 was infected too, and now Cartoon Network. The ever-so-popular "Gameboy Advance" systems got infected in 2002, and still is. In 1999 the disease started spreading via cardboard aka "Pokemon Trading Card Game". "Nintendo 64" and "Nintendo Gamecube" are infected too. The disease is also spreading via plastic and metal in the toy isles at Wal-Mart, K-mart, toys-r-us, and every other toy store. It is now July 2004, almost 10 years after the start of this addicting, argument instigating disease and it is still out there, but not as bad as its most powerful years(1999-2001).

Bill: Oh dude have you heard of the game series called Pokemon? its so cool!
Tom: Wait Bil-
Bill: *fucking dies*

by Someonenamedkyle June 18, 2018

Pokemon

A franchise that has survived completely off of its tv show, because the game gets boring after you realize you've been playing the same game for 20 years.

A: Remember Pokemon cards?
B: Nope

by The Avalanchilator November 6, 2019

Pokemon

Gay aliens who come to decorate the world with Dog Feces.

Pink Telly Tubby

by General GopherOwnt June 3, 2003

Pokemon

1)A word used as a cover up for "pornography". 2)Reference to pornogrophy.

So I was watchin Pokemon and this Lickytongue was just savagely attacking this Ditto! Then all of a sudden a Poliwrath started double slappin the ditto!

Translation: I was watching porn the other day and this guy was hella eating out this chic! Then he started finger fucking her!"

by Thy Beloved Count March 21, 2005

Pokemon

a gayass card game that does nothing but milk dollar after dollar out of the pockets of hard working american parents to feed the genetically engineered superchildren of a rich japanese business man

all you fags are playin that pokemon game, cuz ur fags!

by aaron, emperor of aaronstan and god of being aweso August 8, 2003

Pokemon

To poke ones mom

Hey I just pokemon!!

by Nintendo June 9, 2003

Pokemon

An animal removed from its' natural habitat for the purpose of being pitted against another animal for merit and profit.

Ash, the trainer, collected and battled many Pokemon.

by Cavan Armastus December 5, 2009