pita bread

Slang for anything that's a pain in the ass. A lot catchier than just saying something's "PITA" and can easily be overlooked by non-suspecting parties.

Damn bro, that test was HARD!
Ya, that teacher is pita bread, yo.

by craigahman December 9, 2008

pitashit

It's having a PITA while you're in the shit.

This is hard to explain but it's like when you have a problem and someone is still talking to you and you cannot ignore him! It's a pitashit!

by Arvendor August 21, 2007

Veggie Pita

Immediately after child birth an individual (usually the male) collects all the remaining placenta, commonly known as afterbarf, an rolls the jelly like substance into a pita or gluten free corn tortilla.

"After Teddy was born, my husband served himself up a Veggie Pita."

by Kurt Fingar August 4, 2007

Pmitauicew

Peg me in the ass until I cum every where

Hey babe will you pmitauicew

by Yugobda July 3, 2022

Pitaway

A jestful term used as a means of luring unsuspecting individuals to inquire into its definition. To cause an individual to ask what a peter weighs.

Chris: Hey Mike, will you hand me that pitaway.

Mike: What's a pitaway?

Chris: About three pounds, if you're well endowed.

by $ensible Prophets January 13, 2009

pita-lover

The Best way to get you and your roommates free Pita's for life. Go to your favourite Pita Place and meet the owner. Proceed to bang him/her as many times as necessary. Receive your free Pitas for life. This is generally done by people who like pitas ... alloooottttttt

Hit Pita Pit for a 2-in-1. Get piece and a pita. You are now a pita-lover.

by groupy September 13, 2010

PITA

Preppy-Ivy-Trad-Americana. Refers to a style of dress.

Omg did you see his Brooks Brothers shirt and worn Sperry topsiders?? So PITA.

by Henry Sands Brooks October 14, 2010