The 69th Plunge

A water slide where you climb 69 feet upstairs and plunge 69 feet on a 138 foot long slide.
It’s the most addicting water slide in the world.
It’s as exhilarating as having sex (another reason for the name).
There are even claims that the water on the slide contains hints of semen (aka cum), adding to the pleasure.

Me: I want to go on the 69th Plunge.
You: Have fun.

by gregben September 13, 2023

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Plunge your clunge

Plunge your clunge is a good phase to use when you want to absolutely rail your significant other

Can I plunge your clunge

by FourTwenty6ixtyN9ne November 10, 2020

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Freezing Pipe Plunge

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.

Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.

by Stoney69 November 13, 2020

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