Dirty Platapus

When a chick wacks you off with her feet and wheres a beak

yo man this chick last night said she liked some freaky shit so she gave me a dirty Platapus

by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

Platapussy

When you cut the vagina off like a fresh rib eye steak, and you serve it on a plate. It has 7 layers. P.S. this is not canabolism

I went to the steak house last night and I ordered the platapussy and they said it was a favorite so I got the meal and said I'm gonna eat this like a hungry moose that just took a steaming shit

by Plattapussy July 30, 2017

platypuss

The most fucked up animal ever concieved!!!

"its got webbed feet.. and its poisonous.. and its stinger is on the back of its leg!! and its got a bill! and it lays eggs for gods sake!! that is one fucked up animal!"

by Jon April 7, 2005

Platypussy Doctor

A teacher who is an undercover doctor for people who have platypussies. They often tend to look like a pedafile but it's because of their true inner self. They are the perfect people to help you with your platypussy problems

I went to him last week! He was he best Platypussy Doctor I've visited so far!!

by avocado bitch😛 August 30, 2016

platypussery

Noun.
The general antics of the platypus, and the unpleasant mischief it often causes. Almost always used anthropomorphically.

Teacher: If this platypussery continues, I will quit!

by gianni rage November 25, 2018

platypussies

plural of platypus

Wow! Look at all these Platypussies

by Agent.P November 28, 2019

platipuss

1. a hot new underwear line for women making them "one"
2. a hot ass bitch with a "platinum pussy"

" I'm totally feeling like a platipuss with these bomb ass underwear I got today from Platipuss"

by afoxybitch April 21, 2010