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Pinch Me 

Da "minor pain-in-da-butt" dude who survived da infamous "group swim" wif Adam and Eve.
It's SUCH a major bummer dat Pinch Me wasn't acquainted wif "da first couple" earlier in their lives, or he might have been able to perform his "specialty" action on them --- and then if they'd persisted, maybe even "upped da ante" to Mr. Spock's "nerve pinch" which would have harmlessly rendered them temporarily unconscious --- to shock them back to their senses when they were contemplating eating da apple, and thus saved future mankind from da agonies of toil.
Pinch Me by QuacksO November 2, 2018
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pinch a loaf 

When you take one big shit and barely have to wipe afterwards.
Dude, that was one CLEAN loaf!
pinch a loaf by casper1 July 11, 2003

Pinch hitter

Someone who bats above their average in relationships with the oposite sex.
Oh my god hes so ugly and old, but hes in a relationship with that hot, young woman. How is that possible?

Hes a pinch hitter!
Pinch hitter by Ol' Krissym March 5, 2010

pinch harmonics 

AKA "artificial harmonics"

An electric guitar technique in which the player slightly touches the string AFTER picking a note. The fundamental sound of the note will be effectively cancelled, producing a high-pitched, chimelike harmonic squeal in any position on the fretboard.

Often used to "spice up" rock and heavy metal songs, when overused they are a great way to disguise terrible playing and/or writing.
Zakk Wylde is a fucking dipshit and horrible guitarist who covers up his shitty playing/songwriting with excessive pinch harmonics.

pinch and paint 

the act of sitting on the crapper and dropping a hot long steamy one out of one`s ass... in mid-action squeeze the cheeks thus clamping the hot log hanging into the bowl... then stand up a bit and start girating in a circular motion paying close attention to spread an even layer around the rim of the bowl...
hey don`t go in there... i just pulled a pinch and paint in the little boys room and it ain`t pretty
pinch and paint by twisted edge February 22, 2008

pinch a loaf 

dropastool
man, i gotta dropastool