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pittsburgh cinnamon roll

The sexual act of releasing fecal matter into ones hand and then using the other hand rubbing his scrotum until ejaculation, then squirting the love nectar onto the feces. Then, in an act of aggression, he shoves the turd covered in cum into his lovers mouth as she gasps with tasteful enjoyment.
(Girl) " Honey, we are out of pillsbury cinnamon rolls. "

(Guy) " Its alright babe, ive eaten alot tonight, and we havent had sex in a while, so there will be plenty of pittsburgh cinnamon rolls for you tonight. "
by Bill Tremonti April 25, 2011
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Pittsburgh Penguins

A team in the NHL that is full of rookies. It has financial problems and is trying to get more fans to come to the games. It's the only NHL team with an excuse to lose, because of the inexperience of their players and goalies.
The Pittsburgh Penguins put on a good fight against the New Jersey Devils, but were defeated in OT.
by Jefferson January 1, 2004
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Pittsburgh

The 4th most polluted city in the U.S. If you're planning on visiting it will take 2 or 3 days to get used to the smell. It's dirty, depressing, grimy, filthy, and disgusting. The people are hicks and except for those who live here while attending college (and then leave quickly after), most people seem uneducated.

The Pittsburgh dialect is enough to make you want to slap the person speaking for abusing grammar in such a way. It's pretty bad.

99% of natives wear Pittsburgh Steelers shirts or hats EVERY DAY even when it's not football season. Individuality isn't a strong point. Natives are also very proud and defensive of Pittsburgh, but that's probably because they've never been anywhere else, so they can't really compare it.

Whomever designed the street layout was on drugs. I think someone else described it accurately on here. There's also a huge shortage of street signs, so if you're new to this shithole, plan on getting lost alot. People hate Sienna Miller for calling it Shitsburgh, but deep down they know she's right, and if they don't know, I'll tell you. She's right. She is very, very right.

Pittsburgh hobbies include the Steelers. If the Steelers ever left Pittsburgh, everyone would kill themselves, but not before downing a few six-packs of beer.

There's a reason people outside of Pittsburgh don't put french fries on their salads. Because it's gross. Don't plan on that food trend catching on elsewhere.

People are rude and racist. Since I moved here a year ago, I've heard the "N" word thrown around quite casually (but ONLY around other White people). That's just sad.

The TV series "Queer as Folk" is supposed to take place in Pittsburgh, but because the city is so ugly, they filmed it in Canada. That's why it looks kinda nice on the series, but don't let that fool you into coming here. You'll regret it.
No, you didn't die and go to Hell, you took a wrong turn and ended up in Pittsburgh. Common mistake with all the soot and smoke and Steelers fans.
by Moving Out Next Month December 9, 2008
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pittsburgh penguins

bunch of faggots with a fanbase full of retards who, for some reason, think anyone donning a pittsburgh uniform is the hottest shit to ever play the sport
sidney crosby's pregame good luck charm is to be the target of the pittsburgh penguins' daily bukkake and circle jerk sessions
by Gary Bettman Is A Faggot January 23, 2009
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Pittsburgh Central Catholic

A fine educational institution, home to some of the best youth's that Pittsburgh can produce. An all male school, Central has enjoyed much athletic success recently; the football team won the AAAA PIAA State Championship in 2007, while the basketball team won the 2008 AAAA WPIAL championship. The rowing team has also brought home a bronze and silver medal on the national level, for varsity and freshman respectively.

The school has been surrounded in much contorversy over a "tea-bagging" incident.

Central is hated throughout the Greater Pittsburgh Area because of its athletic prowess and academic superiority, sending above 95% of its seniors to college each year.

Many people are stopped on the street, being asked by passers-by if they attend Central. Central is known throughout Pittsburgh as one of, if not the best, high school for males.
Man: "Hey bud, do you go to Pittsburgh Central Catholic?"

Boy: "Ya i do."

Man: "O so your a total badass."
by CCHS11 June 23, 2008
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Pittsburgh

America's most livable city according to Forbes Magazine. Pittsburgh has been featured in the top 10 of most livable cities in the United States several times over the past decade. So all you haters can suck it!!!
Pittsburgh.
by Burgh Girl 4 Life February 21, 2011
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pittsburgh platter

to take a shit on your partner after engaging in anal sex
After I railed my girl friend in her ass, I dropped a nice Pittsburgh Platter on her chest
by Hot dog Bunning April 23, 2005
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