Puffer Pussy

The pussy in an excited state, engorging itself, like a puffer fish, the mons swells, the pink lips protrude; acts as a self cushioning for a pounding.

mmmm...Now that's a Puffer Pussy!

by I, The Pussy Baron August 24, 2007

kracker puff

A Caucasian variation of the African-American hairstyle commonly referred to as the “afro”. It is often sported by members of bands, skaters, and kids who just don’t feel like cutting their hair. A popular alternative to the “lacrosse mullet”. Good for hiding weapons, drugs and guitar picks when traveling through hostile suburban areas.

The drummer in my neighbor's garage band has a kracker puff.

by Ikea Madness September 1, 2006

Peruvian Pufferfish

When a male injects a magic growing sponge egg toy with spicy peruvian peanut pepper sauce and, in the act of lovesqueezings, inserts it into any of his female counterpart's orafices. The magic growing egg expands, and the spicy sauce begins to irritate any skin it comes into contact with. Can cause serious damage to the epidermis and relationship.

Aleck pulled a peruvian pufferfish on his girl, the expandable dinosaur grew to 14 inches, and she couldnt get it out for 3 days. Now she'll never walk again.

by laserfeet April 15, 2009

Magic Puff

mag-ic maj-ik puff puhf
noun

1. The hit on a cannabis joint or bong that takes you from a mellow high to a completely different higher state.

*After taking a hit*
"Holy... yeah, that's the Magic Puff right there."
"Nice."

by -alex July 25, 2008

pufferkite

pussy

She had a finely trimmed pufferkite.

by don toledo September 30, 2003

Puff Daddy

Changed his name serveral times and once just for one reason:
"Puff" means in german "body shop". Therefore he is a whoremaster of ugly rap.

Girl: He protects me cause he's my Puff Daddy

by Foxwild August 26, 2006

Puffa Puffa Face

Defining feature of an inbred Chav mostly from Essex or a remote hellhole like North Prospect (Swilly) in Plymouth with distinctive slitty, puffy inbred eyes. Their dad is their uncle is their first cousin etc. Half way to being a Tard.

"Did that Chav over there get the shit beat out of him?"
"Nope, that's one bad inbred Puffa Puffa Face motherfucker".

by Satandog April 2, 2006