Peyton Manninged

Going to an event at your brother's house and getting your ass kicked by one of the other guests.
Payton Manning got Peyton Manninged at Super Bowl 48.
by PleaseWork February 03, 2014
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Peyton Marfell

A child molesting bald man in his 60s that pretended to be a high school student from 2014-2018.
Oh man I can’t believe it’s Peyton Marfell! He said he was going to sleep to get up for his baseball game in six weeks.
by Peyton Marfell June 16, 2019
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Peyton Pirtle

She is an amazingly sweet girl that you can talk to about anything. She is beautiful and you will fall in love at first sight.
Guy1- "Dont you just with you were with her?"

Guy2- "Definately, shes totally a Peyton Pirtle."
by RedDotOnUrMind January 19, 2011
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peyton manning

Fugly Colts quarterback whom men do not feel threatened by, therefore he is well liked. Peyton has a button dick and it becomes evident through his play.
"After an ice cold shower he was hung like Peyton Manning"

by im eli manning February 10, 2008
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peyton manning

When your getting oral sex from a girl and when your ready to cum you pull out step back. you then proceed to jizz in your hand and yell "hike" and throw your cum like a shotgun touchdown pass into your girls face.
Man the other night, Brittney got one hell of a peyton manning
by G-Rad December 27, 2007
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Peyton Manning

A grossly overrated quarterback who despite having the best offensive line and receivers money can buy chokes horribly in the playoffs against supposedly lesser teams. Also known as Tom Brady's bitch. Whenever he chokes he blames his teammates for his own stupidity.
Manning back to pass has Garcon and Clark wide open, but he forces it to Wayne, picked by Tracy Porter, he's gone! Manning back to pass, has all day to throw, looks for Harrison but throws it right to Ty Law for the 4th time. Peyton Manning: It's all my lines fault! Our defense blew it! Reggie Wayne is a bad reciever! WAAAAAAH! Tom Brady then tapes Peyton to the goal post, chugs a Sam Adams then throws the bottle 100 yards right in Peyton's face.
by pacman jones32 November 07, 2010
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peyton manning

Peyton manning throws the ball away like a fucking pussy...
by BradyisGod August 25, 2008
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