tom petty

A code way to say 'top heavy'; meaning large tits, without offending said carrier.

Hey...2 'o clock, tom petty.

by Ms. Roxx January 5, 2004

petty thief

Someone who steals for petty reasons, which technically is theft in general, because any authentic justification of theft would disqualify it as theft.

A "real thief" is theoretically, according to this logic, someone who only steals from petty thieves. But a petty thief is just as capable in principal of stealing from a "real thief".

Which one of y'all is the petty thief that just stole my cigarette butt?

by catholicbooty August 26, 2018

petty officer

A policeman who is tasked with handling minor offenses like having a "loud" party or swiping a candy bar.

Inspector Clouseau is such a bungling jackass at performing regular crime-fighting that it's a wonder his precinct hasn't demoted him to petty officer by this time.

by QuacksO November 6, 2018

petty bitches

makena and ava

those are the petty bitches... everyone is scared of them

by mrjarp April 1, 2020

Petty Masturbation

The act of masturbating to fully clothed people or simply to the idea of something.

Jack: Man that girl so hot, I'm ready to get my petty masturbation on
Ralph: I prefer the naked girls but you do you

by Mothonator January 4, 2015

Petty Betty

A person who is just doing way to much and just need to be told

Bruhh 1: My Substitute teacher Mr.Kingsley pretty cute

Bruhh 2 : My dog is cuter than all the dudes in this school combined.

Bruhh 1: Bruhhh you a PETTY BETTY!!!!

by Girly101 April 24, 2017

petty boot

When an Admin or Mod of a Facebook group boots, bans, or blocks a member over a disagreement or petty reason.

"I haven't seen Sam active in the group lately. Hope everything is good." "Oh, Tori petty booted Sam last week because she posted something political on her profile she didn't agree with."

by PredsHockey98 June 10, 2017