When you put the good old Peruvian marching powder (cocaine) into someone’s butthole, get them to fart with your face close to it, and sniff it up.
Person 1: “What’d you get up to last night?”
Person 2: “did the Peruvian Blowfish, got real high, and got pinkeye.”
Person 2: “did the Peruvian Blowfish, got real high, and got pinkeye.”
by TommyGunnSixx June 17, 2021

“My bitch would not stop crying about some bullshit so I gave her the Peruvian pacifier for some damn peace and quiet.
by TUTUthecarwashboy May 27, 2025

Start trimming your partners pubes during intercourse and when you climax , slap their lower stomach
by Urmomsbf September 3, 2022

When you perform a double titty twister/purple nurple on an unsuspecting unconscious person in order to see if they are able to be aroused from their slumber.
by Karz31 September 23, 2020

by Dade Gilliam's July 11, 2024

by Hillbillyhurricane January 4, 2021

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.
Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterday— Gross! I dumped her shortly after.
by DankDefinitions568 January 12, 2024
