Skip to main content

Peruvian Scooby Snacks 

When you solve the mystery of finding the clit and are rewarded by performing the most volatile cunnilingus on the chunkiest coochie imaginable
Dude, dude I found it!

Found what?

The clit! When I found it she let me nom-nom on her Peruvian Scooby Snacks!

Peruvian Honk-Toot 

The sexual act of sneezing and consequently sharting on the male genitalia during full-penetration anal intercourse. A Peruvian Honk-Toot does not have to be intentional, nor is it exclusive to same-sex intercourse. However, the act must occur during penetration, or else it does not fit the definition. In some cases, couples will purposefully tickle the receptive partner's nose with a feather or some other object to elicit a Peruvian Honk-Toot for sexual gratification.
Jessica gave me a Peruvian Honk-Toot during butt stuff yesterdayGross! I dumped her shortly after.

Peruvian Double Take 

The act of ejaculating on a girls bush and letting it age for at least a month to a year. Then taking shears and revealing her Inca temple and then Indiana Jones that shit face first and then bust a nut in her cooch and then push her down the stairs.
"She was a thing of beauty I knew I had to make a Peruvian Double Take with this lady"

Peruvian Ghosting 

To tease your mates with a picture or video of a chick you banged on holidays.
Brett sent a short video banging a holiday chick, it’s didn’t show much and he won’t send more footage, it’s a real Peruvian Ghosting.
Peruvian Ghosting by Speedie99 June 25, 2024

Peruvian Tongue Master 

One who is very fluent in the art of box munching.
I heard Gio is a Peruvian Tongue Master

Peruvian Salmon Handle 

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.
"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"