This is when a demon comes into ur room at night and shoves a large object or a power drill into your penis. Thus destroying your penis entirely and making you a chick. Ways to prevent the demons from coming in ur room: wear a male chastity belt, take a shite and draw a cross on ur door with the shit in the name of allah, hide ur cock in ur bed partner. If you get penis mutilated you become a penis mutilating demon, and are force to go around town shoving snickers and what not into other mens penises.
Omg Todd why is there a snickers in ur bloody ripped open penis!? Jimbo
Idk It must have been one of those evil penile mutilation demons!
Idk It must have been one of those evil penile mutilation demons!
by PhagPhucker April 1, 2008
Get the Penile Mutilation mug.A compound word, initially derived from the word Scrump (a verb which means 'to steal apples from an orchard'). The compound therefore is an act of stealing apples from an orchard, with ones cock.
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FEAR NOT, FOR IT IS I, GEORGE ZIMMER CEO AND FOUNDER OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE, HERE TO ENDLESSLY PLEASURE YOU WITH MY PLUMP PURPLE PENILE PALADIN.
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Martin called in sick today after spending the weekend without pants. He must have another case of Penile Pneumonia.
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