pengle

To walk in the same manner as a penguin. Like waddling but with more lateral movement and shorter steps, it is a method of movement commonly employed by very fat people.

Noun: Pengling - to pengle.

Man, look at that fat bastard pengle.

pengle by sceneboyskissboys_realboyssleepwiththem January 7, 2008

Pengle

Used to describe a very strong, pleasant odour of Marijuana

Man, thats shits pengle

Pengle by AFEBR August 5, 2009

Penile Exile 

When you sell your house and/or get fired from your janitor job but still continue to give money and support to a younger woman who does not fuck you and even squanders the resources on her playfully abusive ex boyfriends.

Well let's just say M & M were on permanent penile exile from the other M.

Penile Exile by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

penile picasso 

One who is incredibly gifted in the handling of either their own or someone else's penis.

"As Michaelangelo worked with clay, and DaVinci with oil, Beth is a true artist with the cock. She my friend, is a penile picasso."

penile picasso by theunknownone September 25, 2005

penbleeder 

Someone who writes a lot (coined by novelist Brian Celio)

The young penbleeder spent ten hours writing yesterday.

penbleeder by wrenchinthegears September 15, 2009

Penelesexual 

Penelesexual means that you are attracted to Penelope Park from Legacies. She is basically a sexuality, and you’re gay and head over heels for her ;)

“hey! what’s your sexuality?”
“oh, i’m penelesexual”

Penelesexual by -aly March 18, 2019

Penile Fracture 

A horrifying (and totally real) injury in which you literally snap your dick in half, as you can guess, this can only happen when your penis is erect, if you're a man and you don't wince from reading this, you're either tough as balls or a woman

Poor Hank has never been the same since he suffered a penile fracture, from what I hear, he needs to use a tube if his wife wants to have sex now

Penile Fracture by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018