peeon

Someone who makes less than everybody at a job and has to run all the errands.

"Look at Shelly the secretary she is such a peeon"

by Nicole Little January 20, 2007

pedophile

a sick-minded oldie who is sexually attracted to little kiddies.

Lance is a 20-year old pedophile because he hits on a ninth grader girl.

Lance: Dayyyyyyyumm homie!! she's FINE *points to ninth grader girl*

Mate: That's pretty pathetic of you. You're 20 years old and your hittin on some ninth grader? naww.. now thats just sad.

Lance: Shut up. I don't care. Not like I can get any better..

Mate: Tru say bro..

by Jennyy<3 November 7, 2006

pedophobia

the irrational fear parents get that anyone that looks at their kid may be a pedophile.

Ms. Shaw gives dirty looks if you tell her she has a cute kid. She suffers from pedophobia,

by baraka dukkha December 9, 2008

pedopod

A bald guy that smiles in a way that will freak you out and voice cracks a lot that it gets to the point of normality and has a big foot obsession

“Dude you should take off your shoes in front of pedopod!”
“DUDE YES!”

by M3RKL0P3Z October 14, 2017

pedophant

loveable elephant that loves little children

god look at him he's such a pedophant

by pedophant123 April 28, 2009

pedophile

A sicko that likes to have sex with children.

A delusional pervert that tries to justify having sex with a child.

The prophet muhammad married a 6yo girl named Aisha and then raped her when she was 9 years old. At the time of his marriage to Aisha the prophet was in his late 50's, making him well and truly a pedophile.

"Do you worship the prophet muhammad?"

"What?" "Are you out of your fucking mind?" "Why would I worship a demonic possessed pedophile?"

by The Moody Poet January 13, 2008

Pedophilia Rapeasaurus

Someone who uses a fake girls profile to cyber sex online.

Damn i should of known Kim was really a pedophilia rapeasaurus

by Randomxhumor May 1, 2011