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panka

A term that describes people, especially Indians who are constantly off the wall, and always jumpy, energetic, crazy and excited.
Damn, that nigga needs to stop being a panka.
by NotPanka May 12, 2010
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Pank Stank

Ooh, damn, that girl got a serious pank stank. I could smell that from across the room!
by D-Stas May 17, 2010
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Planking

The latest and by far the lamest internet craze in which "people" (mostly bored juveniles and and immature, attention-seeking virgins) participate in.

It involves lying down on your stomach in a public place, with your arms on your side and feet pointed, trying to resemble a plank.

"Plankers" will often take photographs of themselves and post them on facebook, so that their other planking friends can see what an amazing accomplishment they have achieved.

These are the official rules of planking according to there Facebook page:

When performing a Plank:

1/ You must always lay face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the Plank.

2/ Your legs must remain straight, and together with toes pointed.

3/ Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and fingers pointed.

4/ You must make it known that you are Planking. Saying 'I am Planking' usually get this across. Sternly announcing it will ensure a good result.

5/ Your safety should always be considered. Properly thought through Planking procedures should always go to plan. Never put your self at undue risk.

6/ Every Plank that is captured must be named.
Jack "Hey dude, let's go planking"

John "What? You do that gay shit? Get away from me"
by numeratededed June 9, 2011
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pankake

Similar to bukake, however in this term it involves delicious syrup.
Hey did you see Pam at Denny's? Pam loves the pankake!
by Jeans May 18, 2006
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Pankhury

Meaning life of the party/best party ever. Also, code for soulmate, awesome, gay and/or trendy. People will often fight over who gets to be a "pankhury."
Man, that party was sooo pankhury! (best party ever, awesome, gay and/or trendy)
You are my Pankhury! (soulmate)
Everyone wants a piece of the pankhury pie! (ppl fighting...pankhury)
by WBHipster June 1, 2007
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Panksta

A punk-ass gangster. A person that obviously has no game whatsoever but tries to come off like they got it going on.
A dude that tried to holla at you and you kicked him to the curb, then he turns around and tries to holla at your friend right in front of you. "Girl, he ain't nuthin but a panksta!"
by kgmax October 17, 2008
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Planking

An idiotic fad in which kids lay flat across a surface with arms at sides, chin up and toes pointed. Although, half of them just lay across the surface.. Then post pictures of this act on social networking sites such as facebook, thinking it makes them cool.
John: "Ayeee, look at the kid planking on the feild goal post!"

Scott: "Dude, that's the stupidest thing i've ever seen. I hope he falls."
by whaaaathetruck July 31, 2011
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