paladin danse

a good mans

paladin danse is such a good mans.

by GayWeatherBoy April 21, 2018

titty parade

when your walking down the street and there is a festival of titties everywhere and you cant help but get a massive erection, but its ok because boners are cool at titty parades

Bill: Yo steve i just walked through the best titty parade ever!
Steve: did you get a huge boner?
Bill: YEAH ONLY IT WAS COOL BECAUSE BONERS ARE FORMALLY ACCEPTED AT TITTY PARADES
Steve: OH YEAH

by Michael Noone April 28, 2008

moon over parador

When a man is mooning someone and his pants are pulled so low that his balls are exposed too.

I tried to moon the car behind us, but my pants went so low that I actually gave them a moon over Parador.

by Mill Bore March 6, 2007

meat parade

An event, such as the Oscars, that consists of an unimportant, unrelevant event that except to those that are partaking in said event, is totally not important to the functioning of the world as a whole.

Damn, the Oscars is so pointless, what a total meat parade.

by Jeeberstein March 16, 2006

wolf parade

A Canadian indie rock band with Arcade Fire connections whose first record was produced by none other than Issac Brock of Modest Mouse fame. As if all of those connections to famous people were not enough, their debut album, "Apologies to the Queen Mary", became overhyped by the online Media Machine as the Next Big Thing(r).

Leaving the indie snobbery behind, they are a damn good band who wrote some extremely good songs that are currently stuck in my head

Wolf Parade is another part of the great '80s revival going on in contemporary indie rock.

by aleclair May 25, 2006

Never-Ending Shit Parade

A string of really bad days or experiences.

Jesus, this week has been like a never-ending shit parade!

by genxchick May 16, 2009

Gangsta's Paradox

The theory that if you give a gangsta a three cornered hat, he will spend an infinite amount of time trying to find a good way to turn it sideways. This is the best way to create a perpetual motion machine.

50 Cent: "Damn, yo, I can't turn this three cornered hat sideways!"

Coolio: "You livin in a Gangsta's Paradox!"

by ncsmith October 28, 2009