paris hilton

Possibly the ugliest bitch on Earth, that for some reason Hollywood has deemed attractive. Looks like she weighs about 75 pounds and is notoriously slutty.
Paris Hilton is without a doubt one of the fugliest people on Earth.
by Adrian April 15, 2006
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paris hilton

A useless slut who has done nothing to be where she is today. A freeloader. The untalented bitch who is famous for having money **sad** A skinny whore who can't even operate something as simple as a toaster. Lindsay Lohans idol. When you hear the words "like," "totally" or "totally and stuff!" repeatedly, you know Paris Hilton is around.
Paris Hilton: I'm a useless slut! yay!

**Have you seen House of Wax? How did she get a part in that? oh thats right, cause they never employ real actresses for shitty teen slasher shit movies.
by b3c July 16, 2005
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Paris Hilton

The wealthy heiress of the Hilton Hotel fortune.
The existence of Paris Hilton is the clearest argument against the hypothesis of intelligent design.
by enzio March 10, 2005
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Paris Hilton

a) A person who insinuates themselves into the public consciousness, only to find themselves so utterly devoid of value, they must make themselves cheap spectacle in order to linger the full fifteen minutes to which they feel entitled.

b) A trust fund baby.

c) A woman with a body like a stocking full of pine cones.
Hey, is that Paris Hilton?! No—it's just a pile of rags.
by plasticman June 09, 2004
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Paris Hilton

DEF: A hood rat with nice clothes.
Origin: Paris Hilton is woman who is only famous because she had/has sex with many, many men.
Anne thinks she's Paris Hilton but she's just a hood rat with nice clothes.
by Bif December 11, 2004
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paris hilton

1. Noun: A Hilton hotel in Paris, France.

2. Person: A cunt on bird legs.
I surfed the net and came across Paris Hilton.
by Kerb November 28, 2004
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Paris Hilton

She is a no talent heroin assistant crack whore looking, deflated ass cheek showing, idiot! She has the audacity to think she's hot. She has a man's face. Maybe if she'd eat something, she wouldn't look so masculine.
by Narcissa February 07, 2004
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