toddler parroting

To repeat the worst part of a conversation.

That's not what I said. You're only toddler parroting. What I said was...

by fredautonom May 14, 2015

porch painting

Porch painting is when you tunasub on a partners chest brush it in with a paint brush.

I was just porch painting my girls chest last night.

by Porch painting November 15, 2016

back painting

the act of ejaculating on a back upon pulling out; cumming on the the back region

yesterday me and sarah got down and dirty, and then i gave her a back painting

by urban bro creator January 18, 2017

Window Painting

One of meager mental capacity slapping their erect or flaccid penis against a clear pane of glass. Usually in a public setting to indicate either unparalleled elation or uncontrolled anxiety

Oh shit, is that Picasso? He window painting like a savage!

by Massivetrauma June 18, 2018

Renaissance painting

Any unusually well-lit, well-composed, or well-timed photo that appears in your Snapchat memories after a night of heavy partying, typically with no recollection of you taking it. The subjects of these photos are usually fucked up people doing dumb shit.

This morning I opened my Snapchat memories and found a picture of John in the fetal position in my shower after spending an hour yakking. That’s a high quality Renaissance painting.

by LigmaSugmaBofa December 12, 2019

asianicus parenticus

common domesticated, asian parental creatures commonly found in the asian subcontinent who tend to speak seven decibels higher than normal when yelling (at you) because something happened to your grades).

"Let's go to your house instead because mine has a bad case of asianic parenticus."

"I feel bad for the kid next door, they have asianicus parenticuses"

by fing ringer March 10, 2023

Look a Painting

When you're friends are talking too much about kinky things or sexy things and you become uncomfortable and want to change the subject.

(Yes, the "you're" is on purpose, hope it ticked u off)

Luc: So yeah, I did her last night, then its Maria tomorrow, Sydney the day after, and Ella after that
Aaron: HEY! LOOK A PAINTING!!!!

by Lucemans May 27, 2020