thot parade

A group of females (usually in college) wearing skimpy and revealing outfits walking the streets looking for a party. They may be drunk or looking to get drunk.

Boy: Hey its thirsty Thursday!
Other Boy: Oh Boy! Time for the weekly thot parade!

by Jsunshine October 3, 2015

Puerto Rican Day Parade

Montgomery Brogan's least favorite parade.

"Worst parade in the fucking city", said Montgomery Brogan of the Puerto Rican day parade, to himself in the mirror right after the Enron assholes and right before the Dom-in-i-cans.

by nyc14gauge1 August 21, 2008

Parade-Rainer

The person who puts a damper on your day; A person who rains on parades or celebratory events; a party pooper

"we went to the bridal party and all she did was bitch about her divorce. What a parade-rainer..."

by ailuig March 5, 2009

poop parade

when a group of employees must deal with a beastly boss at their full time job, they initiate a poop parade to show their dislike for him/her. Extreme cases may include dressing like poop or taking a poop on your bosses' car.

My boss was trippin so we started a poop parade.

by poopy platter July 7, 2011

Hoes on Parade

See Maury show
singular: hoe on parade
plural:hoes on parade

when you got 1 mom and 30 possible babys daddy,now thats a hoe on parade

by simplyevil April 25, 2005

parade float

a gaudy person, usually female, with bad taste and an overbearing demeanor.

I could never be attracted to a parade float like that. She's too tacky.

by Yakuman June 5, 2018

Soft Parade

When two or more people take have a psychedelic trip together, either on LSD or Magic Mushroom.

Dude I got 4 hits of acid, get 2 of your friends to trip with us we will have a soft parade

by DogStreet_ March 27, 2016