Paper Asshole

A guy who talks a lot of shit but fails to deliver. I.E a fraud, a fake, or a phony.

Yo Mike R. really thinks he's tough but he ain't shit but a paper asshole.

by Projectpat1983 June 1, 2016

Sand Paper Pussy

When a female shaves her vagina and the stubble grows back; initially this creates a very rough surface that is not a desirable region for the male to rub his "Johnson" during sex or after orgasm.

Yo Freddy, I love girls who shave their pussy, but I hate it when they let the stubble grow back and it gets all rough, that's "Sand Paper Pussy."

by Eapert McDangles July 13, 2006

on papers

Being on probation, or parole. It's absolutely terrible, avoid at all costs.

Guy: Wana smoke man?
Person: Nah, I can't man im still on papers
Guy: Thought you got off that last month?
Person: Nope, still got a coulpe more months
Guy: Sorry bro

by Are all the names taken? July 11, 2010

Slice of Paper

A better, and more technically correct, way of saying "piece of paper". Its usage pioneered by Matthew Baker.

Guy 1: Hey man, can I borrow a slice of paper?

Guy 2: Sure man. Sounds like a plan.

by madba May 25, 2010

paper american

Someone who naturalized into the United States (i.e. green card) and was not an American at birth. This person is only American because they got the papers (i.e. citizenship) via the naturalization process and not by birth.

Look at that snobby, unappreciative Indian woman. Reaping the benefits of America yet gives no respect to her fellow citizens. She's a typical paper American.

by gonzobrains March 6, 2015

paper rock scissors

When someone above the age of thirty refers to the game of rock paper scissors.

You kids play paper rock scissors to see who gets to eat tonight.

by Luridforest June 16, 2017

Ruse Papers

Papers you carry with you while making visits of a purely personal nature to coworkers, giving the impression to others that you intend to conduct actual business.

Grab some ruse papers and we'll go find out what Tracey's doing this weekend.

by savethemosquitoes April 16, 2011