A person with a small penis, who is fat and who gets very sweaty whilst playing Call of Duty for a living. He is known for having huge mouth for fitting in several cocks. He thinks he attracts E-Girls with his selfies on Twitter but in fact he attracts sadomasochists.
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It's like when a parasexual wants to shag a ghost.
Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."
Or when you can't stop thinking about that sexy ghost from "The Grudge."
by Phil the Centuar September 15, 2007
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2. A global moderator on MuggleNet Chat.
3. A friend of everybody on MNC.
4. A tall Indian lad that is currently residing in Canada. He is a college student and barely has time to talk to anybody anymore.
5. An Indian with an iPhone.
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