POTATO

Potato 🥔 🍠 a person who regurgitates false facts, conspiracy theories, lacking originality or critical thinking.

Stop trusting the plan you potato 🥔

by BOSTONJAMES73 July 23, 2020

Potato

A vegetable but also a word for best friend, without the best friend label

She’s my potato I tell her everything

by Jooms x January 8, 2020

Potato

a special kind of retard that is so useless they cant function

you're a special kind of stupid arnt you? ya stupid fucking potato

by CoronerSU27 March 4, 2019

Potato

1. An edible food.
2. A low-end PC.

Ben: "Haha! You own a potato! You own a potato!" *gets slapped* "OW! Why'd you do that?"

George: "You affluent b*tch."

by JensenButton March 4, 2016

Potato

The best people in the world

my friend is a potato

by datgirl22 February 7, 2019

Potato

The sensational food with flavorful flavor. People often refer to potato’s as supercalifragalisticexpealidocious or yummy when they eat them. An alternate word for potato is scrub. I disagree with this as scrub does not fit with the extraordinary taste of potato’s. I would recommend carrying a potato around with you at all times just I case you are in urgent need of a snack. Or if a friend asks you for a snack on the go you will pull out a irresistible potato and your friend will not be able to believe their eyes.”A potato!!!”, They would cry with tears of joy,”Thank you for quenching my hunger! It tastes very, veeeeeery good.” Potato’s produce potato chips, mashed potato a place in your heart, and french fries.

Vikki:what is that you are holding,Katharine.
Katharine:oh, why this, Vikki, is my to-go potato.

by Tragicc February 16, 2019

Potato

Me

I’m a lazy potato

by ILIKEBIGBUTTSSANDICANNOTLIE October 2, 2019