ostrich dildo

A device of pleasure designed exclusively for our taller avian friends.

"Hey Jack! Quit playing with that ostrich dildo, and help me take out the trash!"

by Thelewdkitten November 5, 2021

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Ostriched

One of the many terms iFunny has created to censor the real word. (Retarded)
It makes you wonder who the real ostrich is in this situation. Fuckin noons.

This nigga a real ostrich
You're fucking ostriched.

by _Anti_Freeze_ July 24, 2021

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Ostrich

iFunny’s way of censoring the word “retard”

No you ostrich, 5x5 is 25.
Your opinion is ostriched.

by anonymous July 28, 2021

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Ostrich

A bullshit version of a flamingo

Oh look an ostrich, that’s a Walmart flamingo

by Nichaelmelli August 24, 2021

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ostrich shrine

Mention "ostrich shrine" to ur crush and they will literally fall in love with you.. like no joke.

Brittany: I love you Jacob
Jacob: EWWW! What you look like a fish out of the water. TIFFANY IS HOTTER!
Brittany: You know I have Ostrich Shrine!
Jacob: Omg Brittany forget what I said, UR HOT! Wanna Date?
Brittany: OMG YEAH TOTALLY JACOB! ANYTHING FOR YOU BABE!!!!!!!!

by iliketofuckmypillowatnight October 28, 2018

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Ostrich Cock

Similar to a pencil dick, an ostrich cock is a cock that is exceedingly long, however has little girth, resembling that of an ostriches neck.

“Damn, I barely even felt his ostrich cock last night.”

"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."

by Kakyoins dead December 29, 2018

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