Ostrich

A person who turns a blind eye to certain circumstances. Instead of dealing with a situation, they put their head in the sand and ignore it.

Your spouse is cheating on you, stop being an ostrich and break up with them.

by Skuttle July 2, 2018

ostrich shrine

Mention "ostrich shrine" to ur crush and they will literally fall in love with you.. like no joke.

Brittany: I love you Jacob
Jacob: EWWW! What you look like a fish out of the water. TIFFANY IS HOTTER!
Brittany: You know I have Ostrich Shrine!
Jacob: Omg Brittany forget what I said, UR HOT! Wanna Date?
Brittany: OMG YEAH TOTALLY JACOB! ANYTHING FOR YOU BABE!!!!!!!!

by iliketofuckmypillowatnight October 28, 2018

Ostrich Cock

Similar to a pencil dick, an ostrich cock is a cock that is exceedingly long, however has little girth, resembling that of an ostriches neck.

“Damn, I barely even felt his ostrich cock last night.”

"Damn, my man got such and Ostrich dick I felt like if he went any deeper I'd get some in my God damn uterus."

by Kakyoins dead December 29, 2018

Ostrich

An ostrich is a gay, communist, neoliberal, white girl who is basic as fuck and often makes suicide jokes

Allison: Oh my god I'm going to kill myself
Me: You fucking ostrich.

by Tolerant Bigot January 2, 2019

Ostrich alarm clock

when the alarm goes off, it’s ostrich time.

hey is it ostrich time yet?

nope, my ostrich alarm clock hasn’t gone off yet.

by ostrichforthewin February 6, 2019

Ostrich

An animal with a big neck it's crazy as fuck and digs it's head into the ground whenever it gets scared. Lol...

"Oh my god. We have to kill this ostrich!"

by lolwhatamidoinghere December 21, 2019

ostrichnomically

When Kayla is acting like an ass and can’t talk while hogging the microwave space

Kayla ostrichnomically blocked me from cooking a hot pocket

by Philicillan April 22, 2020