Orphan Ear

When ones hair separates either side of the ears, thus exposing Oliver Twist like “orphan ear”

“What up with Shaniqua’s hair?”
“Girl sort that out, you got orphan ear”

by AfraidofMrBean May 2, 2019

looks orphan

When you are the only attractive person in your family.

Yeah basically I’m a looks orphan.

by Ericopolis August 12, 2019

orphan ring

1. Orphan Ring is an orphaned fried good or goods, consummated amongst other unassorted fried dishes.

or

2. An Orphans ring.

1. I ordered French Fries and received a lucky Orphan Ring at the bottom!

2. Sweet! Barnacles from a deep fryer yielded me Orphan Rings on my Blooming Onion.

by SOLARMOON May 7, 2017

Orphan

An orphan is where your ass is so sweaty that you can't get enough traction with your dry fingers to complete the wipe. The toilet paper just hangs there stuck to your ass. You'll need to get more toilet paper to rescue the dangler.

My swamp ass took me by surprise. I went to wipe, but when I brought the toilet paper to eye level to check for blood, it was MIA. Had to grab another ream to rescue the orphan. Sweet Jesus, I hope the toilet doesn't back up.

by Shart Enthusiast May 24, 2016

Orphan Erection

When you get hard but you can't do anything about it, and it dies, alone and unloved.

I was at church and I popped a orphan erection, hopefully it goes to heaven with the rest of the unwanted and unloved .

by Ess_Nelek April 16, 2016

Orphanated

Verb: To leave behind, dump, never return for; an unwanted person or thing, to be forgotten

Noun: Orphanation

Synonyms: orphan, orphaningly

Mikey the goat was orphanated by his mother.

by The Goat Herder December 29, 2020

Orphanated

Verb: To leave behind, dump, never return for; an unwanted person or thing, to be forgotten

Noun: Orphanation

Related terms: orphan, orphaningly

Mikey the goat was orphanated by his mother

by The Goat Herder December 29, 2020