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Optometrist Suprise

While your parnter is sleeping, jizz in her eyes, so when she wakes up, she cannot see.
Mary: "Why do you keep bumping into things Jen?"

Jen: "Because John gave me the optometrist surprise last night."
by Johnny Starizzle March 29, 2005
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No Option

A 'No Option', is a term used to describe the action of a man (typically) going in for a pull (kiss) without the unspoken agreement of the other person (typically a women) – often ends in a slap, punch (from the annoyed boyfriend) or a pull. The term is infamous & frequently used among the UK's University Ski Clubs such as the MMUFS and SKUM.
When a group of lads are out on the pull, typically one will be smashed – walk up to a hot bird who they'd had some kind of brief communication with maybe an acquaintance and try and pull a No Option on them regardless of the situation or status of that person (ie with the boyfriend / married maybe).
by Ramorez aka Mr S. Pest May 7, 2011
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Optimism

Optimism is an outlook on life such that one maintains a view of the world as a positive place, or one's personal situation as a positive one.
Optimism - An English Test Cricketer applying sunscreen when he is about to go into bat.
by PHOENlX March 11, 2009
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Optimus Prime

Boy: Sorry i broke your moms vase

Other boy: Oh for Prime's sake, you better pray to Optimus that she doesnt find out!

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by SupremeNinjew October 4, 2009
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Optimus Prime

An altruistic giant alien robot wirh the power to transform into a truck.

His main rival is Megaton, Decpticon leader, who is obsessed with trying to beat and kill Optimus.

Prime's noble traits include playing fair, never leaving anyone behind, never asking anyone to do something he wouldn't do himself, entering the battlefield first and leaving last, fighting for the freedoms of all sentient life, giving fair warnings, preserving peace and ofcourse giving inspirational speeches.

His abilities wary and whilst he lacks the destructive talents of Megatron he more than makes up for them with his support abilties and particularly his ability to control inanimate parts or drones. His major ability is to combine with his trailer or drones to become Super Optimus. Beyond that he can readily combine with other Transformers to become even more powerful.

As the true leader of the Autobots he is beqeeathed the Matrix of Leadership which allows him direct access with the very soul of Cybertron as well as the collective knowledge of all former Autobot leaders.

Such is Primes awesomeness that he can always rise from the dead and hence he is known as Jesus Prime.

So great is his ladership skills that even other species like humans would openly serve him and allow him to become an elected leader because that's how great and effective he is.
by daimou February 23, 2011
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optadopt

When one adopts a child, then soon discovers that the adopted child is an inconcievably assenine douchebag, then returns the demon child to whence he or she came.
"Hey, Steve! How's the new son doing?"
"Eh, not so great, Carl. He stabbed my dog and set fire to my wife's hair."
"So what are you guys going to do?"
"Well, the general consensus is to optadopt the little fucker."
"Good form."
by Notanairplane023 December 29, 2009
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Option-Mong

When you give someone 2 or more options and they reply 'Yes'; making the situation confusing.
Dave: "You wanna go to the cinema tonight or go get something to eat?"

Sarah: "Yeah."

Dave: "Looks like we've got another option-mong here."
by WelshBwoi November 18, 2010
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