A Faux Operator embraces all of the appeaeances of a military spec ops dude, without ever having served. They wear: 511 pants, long beards, Oakley’s, and Hats with tear away Velcro flags. They can often be found in their normal haunts, at celebrity firearms classes. They often feel that the instructor’s past bio somehow is now part of their resume.
Hey bro, I just went over to thank that secret squirrel looking dude, with the new Sig MCX rifle, for his service. You know, the guy that was talking about Mogadishu all morning. He stuttered a bit, then told me, “he had shin splints in ROTC and he couldn’t enlist.” That dude’s not a SEAL, he’s a Faux Operator; I’m gonna steal his $700.00 Aimpount and piss in his canteen later.
by P-Biddy January 03, 2019
by ManagerREP April 13, 2009
A Snowcat operator is the midnight magic man, the conisure of corduroy,the Prince of pitches, and the mashers of moguls.
by Ferlin Headbanger December 12, 2018
The partner in a relationship who is awarded the task of operating the alarm clock and thus becoming the snooze operator. This can either be beneficial or detrimental to either or both parties especially if the operator has a penchant for multiple morning snoozes.
by leilawurm March 19, 2014
The perfect specimen of cop+mustache marriage a gamma male who shoots random shit and oprhans while proving dumbasses wrong online
You ever hear about donut operator
Yea man ain't he the cop who shot my 3 year old orphan
Uh yea man
Sweet
Yea man ain't he the cop who shot my 3 year old orphan
Uh yea man
Sweet
by Irish dumbasses in a new car February 21, 2022
by henryhousen July 06, 2017
This phrase can be explained by an elaborate plan about how to properly start dating a girl who is in ur class, ur good fren and ur crush. very specific requirements are needed.
1. she has to know that u like her
2. u hv to ask her to reject u and she does that so that u can focus on ur academics
3. u focus on ur academics becuz ur very serious about dating her and want to improve urself so that someone amazing like her would feel proud of someone like u, udw her dating a drop out that's rlly ass so study hard
4. during this time period u work on ur insecurities and become a man stop being needy and a pussy
5. Once u fix everything listed above, u properly confess to her face to face and tell her u love her from the bottom of ur heart .
6. Throughout the entire process, she cannot know why u asked her to reject u.
7. At the end of this process, when u are gg to explain everything, ask her to search up "Operation Cupcake" on Urban Dictionary.
8. There is one more step, and this is for the girl who is reading this once the grand plan has been revealed. It's a very simple thing to do. Say yes
1. she has to know that u like her
2. u hv to ask her to reject u and she does that so that u can focus on ur academics
3. u focus on ur academics becuz ur very serious about dating her and want to improve urself so that someone amazing like her would feel proud of someone like u, udw her dating a drop out that's rlly ass so study hard
4. during this time period u work on ur insecurities and become a man stop being needy and a pussy
5. Once u fix everything listed above, u properly confess to her face to face and tell her u love her from the bottom of ur heart .
6. Throughout the entire process, she cannot know why u asked her to reject u.
7. At the end of this process, when u are gg to explain everything, ask her to search up "Operation Cupcake" on Urban Dictionary.
8. There is one more step, and this is for the girl who is reading this once the grand plan has been revealed. It's a very simple thing to do. Say yes
Zimeng: so what's this plan of urs?
Baba: search operation cupcake on urban dictionary and you'll know
Baba: search operation cupcake on urban dictionary and you'll know
by Baba017 April 25, 2021