velvet coinpurse

The freshly shaved scrotum.

Feel that sack, it feels like a velvet coinpurse.

by Boomer0404 July 7, 2017

Ben velvet

Receiving Fellatio while keeping your dick soft enough to prevent the fore skin from exposing the head of the penis for prolonged pleasure.

Bro that girl totally gave me a Ben velvet last night in the bathroom!

by jmac1 May 25, 2014

velvet devotion

A drink that a fruity man orders at the coffee stand

You know how sweet I like it, I need that velvet devotion

by Ferralbudgoblin June 16, 2023

Velvet Moustache

A horizontal landing strip, usually groomed to look like a moustache

I only fool around with a girl if she's got a velvet moustache!

by Goose9 July 14, 2016

velvet yeti

Having the velvety smooth inner thighs (ruined by 2-day old shave stubble) of a large dark skinned woman smashed against your face parts, causing near-suffocation.

"How'd you get that rash?" "I was attacked by a velvet yeti last night."

by ClamBake1 April 3, 2017

Velvet Cantina

Pet name for a Mexican vagina.

Aroused and lonely, Lupita longed for a man to enter her Velvet Cantina.

by dirtylarry September 3, 2009

Velvet Massage

A high-end exclusive sensual massage agency located in Wellington, New Zealand

"Have you been to Velvet Massage before? Bro, those girls are fine as hell"

by Geoff Normie June 4, 2019