bammer

noun. A person that does the damn thing. (No reference to Alabama fans)
The antithesis of a jokester, joke artist, or other residents of Jokester City.

I'm a fuckin bammer, son.
Sam told those hoes whats up, he's a fuckin bammer, son.

by JMAC1 February 22, 2006

Ben velvet

Receiving Fellatio while keeping your dick soft enough to prevent the fore skin from exposing the head of the penis for prolonged pleasure.

Bro that girl totally gave me a Ben velvet last night in the bathroom!

by jmac1 May 25, 2014