Definitions by ClamBake1

velvet yeti 

Having the velvety smooth inner thighs (ruined by 2-day old shave stubble) of a large dark skinned woman smashed against your face parts, causing near-suffocation.

"How'd you get that rash?" "I was attacked by a velvet yeti last night."

velvet yeti by ClamBake1 April 3, 2017