Tom

The type of guy who is a typical white guy and is the best boyfriend you can ask for.He also hangs out in the hood and hangs around a load of chicks.

'Tom is the best boyfriend ever!'

by RealDaddy978 November 08, 2016

tom

Term used to describe the man pussy or mangina. May also be referred to as a tom.

My tom quivers in anticipation of his throbbing member.

by Queen without a cuntry July 04, 2009

Tom

He is an appelworst, combined with a snarf and mnokey.

Tom, have you lost your backpack again? SUCKER

by inf1nity May 15, 2008

Tom

Toms are lovely specimens, they come in all shapes and sizes, they have beautiful minds and a ravishing appearance just like a pansy, they like to watch lots of James Bond movies and cook lots of carbohydrates.

her: is that a Tom?
me: I dont think YOUVE ever seen a Tom....

by jimbotambo September 10, 2011

tom

A slang word used to describe a man with two assholes. Most commonly used as an insult.

Woah man, i heard about that guy, apparently he has two assholes!

Haha yeah, what a Tom!

by Project Mayhem April 01, 2008

Tom

The act of being a bitch.

Mario: Dude, do you want to get epic tonight?

Leonard: No, not tonight, I have a bunch of schoolwork to do.

James: Stop being such a Tom and perform illegal activities with us!

by Jameseroonski December 26, 2007

Tom

The gayest person ever. A raging homosexual with no toes, likes eating ass and has very bad aids. Avoid at all costs.

Shit, there's that tom fella, we better cross the road we might catch something

by mcnw11 August 02, 2011