by meepers July 12, 2006
by wankbollocks December 07, 2021
A wank with a Johnny on. The kind of wank you treat yourself to have, you don't have it everyday because its the 'royal' treatment.
Adapted from the inbetweeners - Neil, if the pressures ever to much you can borrow one of my johnnys and have a wank royal. A what? You know a wank royal, a wank with a johnny on.
by smackmyass July 18, 2013
by Johnbread January 03, 2021
wow, i feel like shit, why did i drink so much!? the only thing that can help me now is a hangover wank!
by jimmykay47 June 05, 2011
this is often an old shirt or towel which a frustrated bloke beats his meat on to so his milky tears of human love don't stain his favourite aunts mattress
jesus i could do with strangling the one eyed monster!! where's my wank blanket??....yes auntie i'll be down in a minute
by POWER B May 14, 2003
An AO3 tag used in fanfics, often smut, where the author would be flattered to know the reader got off to their work.
by Dethna November 14, 2021