Cauliflower Dapping

The act of a dominatrix woman dressed in circus assistant attire ties a man up by four limbs in a horses barn or any other standard barnyard animals shed. Then skin of the penis pulled back and retrained by crocodile Clips elasticated round the waist line. The women carrying a raw Califlower taps the bellend with the force of which one would spank with a paddle. Tap firmly until red raw. With the remaining stalk if intact ,wipe the sweat from the gooch then a quick moustache under the males nose. Eyebrows may also be dapped. Walk away and phrase “cauliflower Dapped
Last year I cauliflower Dapped my husband and it cut our marriage short.

Cauliflower Dapping Definition:
A piece of cauliflower being Dapped against the end of a males penis gently harshly or hard.
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When somebody get absolutely manhandled to the point of near death.
So Jake got The old nine ton slap' la dap yesterday his funeral will be next month.

Mason is currently about to release The old nine ton slap' la dap no one in his vicinity will survive not even the children.
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90° Dap

A dap where the participants angle their fingers to form a 90° degree angle to their hands.
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Jersey Dap

Dapping or handshake style originated in New Jersey, primarily North NJ. Consists of one party holding out their pointer and ring finger (silent wolf style), and the other party grasping those two fingers with their pinkies, as if they were milking a cow.
Hey, let me Jersey Dap you up
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Statuatory Dap

The unconsentual dapping of a minor
"That guy that moved in next door was charged with Statuatory Dap last year"
''Oh geez what a maniac"
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perfect dap

the art of dapping up your homie and having it create the perfect clapping sound.
"Yo, you hear that shit?"
"Yeah we just hit the perfect dap"
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dapped out

One who inhales one too many dab hits and becomes unresponsive to normal sights and sounds. Verging on hallucinating from being so high.
Whooa! Look at Freak Nuts! He's all dapped out.
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