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vacation dick

A dick that is abnormally large and is found on a man overseas when your on vacation.
Joe: I HAVE A VACATION DICK!
Hoe: I WANT IT!
by Kazuto Hiraga June 17, 2016
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vacation dick

Girl 1: I couldn't have sex with him everyday he has a vacation dick.

Girl 2: So Maybe come back to it in a few months?
by Anarallath June 11, 2016
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Vacationing Down

The period of time when you get back from a vacation and you are still completely lazy, don't do any chores, respond to text messages... etc.
Hey does John hate me or something? I haven't heard from him in weeks!

No it's all good, he's still Vacationing Down.
by Adrenalinetester January 8, 2011
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Mask Vacation

Because of COVID you will to travel everywhere with a mask on, even on vacation.
“Well, it looks like another mask vacation this year. Hopefully next year will be COVID free and we’ll be free of these cursed masks.”
by ZhuZhuSteve1 April 7, 2022
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Vacation Jetlag

The difficulty in getting up early in the morning, similar to that experienced when returning from a trip to a time zone to the west, caused by staying up late and getting up late during vacation.
"Oh, man, sorry I was late for that morning meeting. I've got a bad case of vacation jetlag that I can't shake."
by j404 January 5, 2010
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Funemployment Vacation

A vacation one takes when one is unemployed and not looking to be employed; usually subsidized by some sort of governmental aid benefits, i.e. Unemployment, SSI/Disability
Helen: "my California adventure is drawing to a close and I will be heading back home one week from today"

Don: "Funemployment vacation over, sad"
by DMBGirl1122 February 3, 2010
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vacation dick

A dick so large it can only be had on certain occasions like vacation. Usually over 9 inches in length.
OMG Becky, I was in Key West last week and I caught som huge vacation dick.
by Thor, King of Assguard June 17, 2016
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