puckers my ass

Also "puckers my asshole." An expression of great displeasure at being ripped off or cheated that revives itself each time one thinks about it. An expression of anger in response to a lingering grudge.
It was senior discount day at the Salvation Army today, and they still wouldn't give me the discount on that piece of shit vacuum even though it's been sitting there for a whole damn week. That really puckers my ass!
by Shabidoo June 20, 2019
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owns my ass

the phrase you use to describe your sexual attraction to a (older) celebrity.
OMG! Scott Caan is so hot... he owns my ass!
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Done my ass

Australian slang for when you spend your whole pay check at the pokies and have no money left till next pay
Moey: Cuz, how’d you go on the 5 dragons?

Abdul: I done my ass bro got fuck all

Steve: Fuck boys I just done my ass on the lighting link
by Ahmedbenchpress December 20, 2019
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Shotgun my ass

When you quickly, and violently, eat out someone's asshole. Particularly after they've ingested a lot of protein.
Shotgun my ass, dad!
by mcflykitty August 09, 2018
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my ass is ate

When your ass is just really ate, you could be high, you could be having a great day, but you just feel on top of the world.
Scout: Wow, the weather is so nice outside today
Atticus: I know, my ass is ate rn
Scout: My ass is so ate too!
by Adamadamadamlucas February 28, 2018
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Kink My Ass

Something to respond when someone says Kinky. May or may not start a relationship.
"She slapped my face"
"Kinky"
"KINK MY ASS!"
by Kinkydinkysprinky May 21, 2018
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Director of my ass

When someone is talking shit about being your director of studies
by Peter st. Barrister June 20, 2017
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