john aka john john, cares more then anything about his significant other. but if she messes up. he can leave like nothing ever happened. just dont mess up with john john. hes special, and has the best dick game a girl can imagine.
by nofockwpaoaosodifir November 10, 2021
Get the john johnmug. John is that guy at the sport game who gets a little bit too drunk and yells at the coach "hey coach i could of called that will my eyes close" or "hey coach i was banging your wife last night HEEEEEEEE"
by metaFaggot November 28, 2016
Get the Johnmug. 
The nicest guy you will ever meet. He is handsome and brave. He will protect you and take care of you. He can be witty and funny. When talking about certain subjects he can get a little fired up. He does not like large red headed women so stay away. He enjoys classical music, the symphony, the ballet, and playing guitar. He is a lover of fine wines.
by geezelouise March 5, 2014
Get the Johnmug. The man of any girls dreams. He may be a bit overweight, but he really doesn't care. He acts shy and awkward when in public, but his feelings are strong. He gets horny very easily, and his rock hard dick sends girls in awe. Johns are great men to have as a boyfriend.
by Yosher January 2, 2017
Get the Johnmug. John is the most powerful man you could meet! He is full of anger, but in a good way. He is almost always asleep, so lazy. He normally drives round in an old van to all different kind of places. He has many things of richness that he shows off like rings and phones even aftershave!!
Johnnnn
by Fjjdnxhxhxhx June 8, 2019
Get the Johnmug. The hottest man alive. He is a big brain boy and love minecraft and terrraria. All the women love, including your mom, and he is amazing. He is super cool and is amazing.
I love that John
by epicgamer07 December 23, 2020
Get the Johnmug.