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Obsessong 

A song that one is currently obsessed with.
Teardrop by Massive Attack is my new Obsessong.
Obsessong by D-Besht May 12, 2010

Obsessiveship

When a boyfriend/girlfriend requires that every single moment of their pathetic lives be spent with their emotionally abusive significant other; via telephone, internet, msn, text messaging, webcam, or in person while holding a gun to the other's head threatening to kill them if they even break eyesight.

"That's not a relationship, that's an obsessiveship!!!!"

"Shaniqua was in an obsessiveship, with an ogre that never let her go to Ihop with her friends."

"Do you think Ayeshia is in an obsessiveship?
- Well, she never leaves her room, and I've heard the ogre talk about killing her family, so I would say so."

"Damn girl, you just missed out on a damn good taco salad b/c of your obessiveship!"

Obsessiveship by Jessica Ring August 8, 2008

Obsessive Phone Trading Disorder 

AKA PTD To constantly trade, purchase, sell and swap one's phone. PTD sufferers are generally underworked, oversexed and have too much time on their hands. The phones of PTD sufferers are always in perfect pristine condition, as one with PTD will constantly clean and wipe the phone after each use (PTDers may also have Germaphobia). Along with being kept in pristine condition, the phones from the PTDer are left feeling unloved and cheap since the PTDer doesn't have the phone in his possession for more than 4-6 weeks. Intervention is critical for the sake of the phone.
He suffers from obsessive phone trading disorder. He buys a new phone every 4 weeks.

Hobsession 

When what starts out as a simple hobby ends up controlling your life and leads to perhaps divorce or severely impaired ability to communicate. For example, Minecraft. Or having a pedigree dog.
Have you been to sleep since you bought grand theft auto? This is becoming an Hobsession.
Hobsession by cheesypeas December 14, 2013

momentary obsessiveness 

When a persons thoughts are completely preoccupied with a person, place, thing or event but they forget about whatever was consuming their thoughts in an hour, day, week or month.
Anthony is experiencing momentary obsessiveness about the royal wedding just to annoy his listeners.

Anime Obsessive Disorder 

Someone who is extremely obsessed with anime - anime wallpaper, body pillow, anime games, can't go a day without watching anime, et cetera.
Man, Hailey really does have Anime Obsessive Disorder. She's even got a body pillow!