obligized

obligated, committed, bound-to

You are obligized to show up in court.
My moms said I was obligized to go to church.

by Freeworder May 23, 2009

Obligatory Crap

When someone gives you a hassle because they are supposed to, not because they mean it.

I'm surprised your wife let you play golf today? She gave me some obligatory crap, but she wanted to go shopping anyway.

by TartanMarine June 19, 2010

obligatory slowdown

When you're speeding and everything around you slows down to the speed limit, you had better do like wise. Somebody with a radar detector or a keen eye knows more than you.

I was bird-dogging fifteen over on I-whatever when somebody saw a cop ahead, so we all did the obligatory slowdown for the next mile before lighting up again.

by felix77 September 8, 2010

obligablog

When you update a blog 'cause... well, probably somebody's expecting it.

She phoned that post in; it was a total obligablog.

by LynzM September 17, 2010

Oblong

Literally, the only "Oblong" in the U.S. and it used to be named Henpeck, Illinois.
It’s so small that it can't even be called a town or city, but a village.
It’s kind of a faming community.
The high school has about 140 kids. There is quite a bit of diversity of character for such a small town. However, the population is primarily white. There are maybe 5 Black students at the high school.

When it comes to sports, the high school is pretty lame. The only thing they've really got going for them is Cheerleading, Softball, and Math Team.
The elementary school is newly remodeled in 2003 and houses the preK-8th graders. The housing is fairly cheap, and there is a lot of land.
The closest shopping mall/large city is an hour away and there are 5 options for food if you choose to eat out or get carry out for dinner.
It is about one square mile with a population of 1600. Recently got a Dollar General (“The Mall” to the towns people)
The biggest attractions are the county fair in July (famed for the demo derbies) and the Fall Follies in October (biggest night time parade in Illinois).

1 - "So, where are you from?"
2 - "Oblong, Illinois!"
1 - "Where?"
2 - "*sigh* a small town in southeastern illinois."
1 - "Oh, cool."

by SummerXyay June 24, 2011

obligastory

A story often told by a good friend or significant other, of which you are obliged to listen; A story which you must listen to, as to not offend the delivering party.

"1: I was late to the bar because my girlfriend told me the dumbest obligastory as I was walking out the door.
2: What a dumb cunt!"

"I wanted to leave work on time but my supervisor started on this long obligastory..."

"1: This one time at band camp...
2: Is this an obligastory? Or can you shut the fuck up? The Man Show is on"

by Dicktionary Mastah February 13, 2013

Obligatxt

The obligatory text your boyfriend sends right at the point where your just about to turn miss 1am and disembowel him for not texting you that day, Obligatxt is sent just so he is able to say he still text you that day when he knows he is in trouble and only because he feels obligated to send a text, so this becomes his Obligatory text, Obligatxt.

*the Obligatxt you send on the birthday of that friend that's not really your friend but you might need something one day so you keep them on your facebook friends.
* the Obligatxt you send to your parents on Mothers or fathers day.

by miss_1am_is_scared_of_me. April 16, 2013