Numphy

An annoying, obnoxious, dumb person. Someone you do not like. Fake, shit-starter. Basically, everything bad about a person, rolled up in one.

Did you see that numphy? Who does she think she is?

by Bridgette&Heidi February 27, 2011

Numpties

The shithead, rock ogre beings that abducted Basilton Grimm Pitch in the book Carry On.

"The front seat is for people who weren't kidnapped by fucking numpties"

by yeet_yut November 28, 2018

numptey

someone who is stupid/foolish yet thinks that they are correct in what they are saying or doing.

"4+4 = 10"
"no its not you numptey"

by brownspoon May 18, 2006

numptwell

noun. A person who is exceedingly good at being a numptywithout trying. Does not apply to people who feign numptyness. Can be used affectionately

Bob was a real numptwell, not a numpty.

by Anonimous moose September 26, 2006

numptee

a properly clueless cunt with a vacant look

dont look at me like a numptee

by Solja July 16, 2003

Numptified

When something is numptified, it has gone wrong, generally in a silly or just plain pointless way. Also it can be used to describe somebody's brain function, especially due to lack of sleep.

"damn it, the cake's gone numptified - it hasn't risen at all"
"Sorry if I'm not making sense, I've gone numptified since last night's party"
"That numptified checkout girl couldn't find the bar-code on the back of my book. It was totally visible though!"

by Clover_grl January 11, 2009

Numptynut

A mad or hyper person who is also crazy.

I am a numptynut, so here I am. Me!

by Numptynut February 25, 2009