nuke-a-burger

or nuke-a-burger franchise. Another name for McDonalds. Named so, for their use of microwave ovens. Nuke means to heat in a microwave oven.

Hey, lets find a nuke-a-burger and get something to eat.

by jp February 4, 2004

nuked diaper

Its when a baby gives such an aggresive bowal movement it leaves feces up the back and front to the base of the neck. And runs down the childs legs and leaves footprints as the child runs around screaming. After a few moments the diaper falls off and lands on the floor. When the parnts find out there is no fabric untouched and both parents have to run from the house to throw-up. Clean-up takes a hour with a carpet steamer and the smell will never leave the house or the nose.

Wife: Honey do you smell that?

Husband: Sweet Jes... I'm going to...pass out...(THUD)

Wife: OH Shit we got a nuked Diaper honey...honey???

Husband: (gasping)..I need air.

Wife: Pussy

by Ryan M. I. September 23, 2008

Nuke the thread

The process of destroying a Facebook message thread or a message board thread by posting wildly inappropriate images and videos, preferably of deformed and/or mutilated genitalia, to scare outsiders away.

Coined by Kojo Manu of Baltimore

Roommate #1: Hey, check it out. my boyfriend left his Facebook up!

Roommate #2: Lolz. Mess with it

#1: Yeah I'm going to post in his messages: "Hi guys Johnny left his fb up, it's his gf"

#2: What did they say
(pause)

#1: What does "nuke the thread" mean?
(pause)
#1: Oh GOD! They keep posting pictures of micro-penises!

#2: Close the page!

by gurrilla55 September 22, 2010

Nukewarm water

The very opposite of lukewarm water , water that is extremely hot Beyond comprehension. (potentially fatal)

Person 1: Wow That waters hot as fuck
Person 2: holy shit yeah it must be Nukewarm water.

by XNION December 28, 2011

nuke poop

poop so strong that it flies out of your butthole like a nuclear explosion.

dude, i nuke pooped in my pants and they caught on fire

by ifihadaquarteridbuysomegum February 14, 2012

Money Nuke

A term for an excellently well-placed Nuclear Missile (a Terran utility spell) in the Real-Time-Strategy (RTS) game Starcraft II. Money Nukes are capable of dealing massive damage, and often maximize the full potential of said damage. To be a perfect Money Nuke the Ghost (The unit who launches Nuclear Missiles) must be saved. One of the most-known 'Money Nuke' players in Starcraft II is Dario "The Little One" Wünsch, a German player, and a member of Team Liquid .

I wish more people would Money Nuke in Starcraft II as well as TLO can! It does serious damage!

by H to the Usky, Husky July 31, 2011

mac-tical nuke

This term, coined by the legendary Jim Crow of the LNHN, expresses a major victory in getting girl by your unparalleled "mac daddy" nature.

It was originally derived from "tactical nuke", a 25 kill streak award in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 that kills everything and assures complete victory.

Thus, when you call in a "mac-tical nuke", you get that girl to want your dick.

Jane: Hey Joe, what's up!
Joe: Not much bitch, what are you doing tonight? Wanna suck my dick?
Jane: Sure, I'd love to!

Joe (to friend): Mike, I just called in a mac-tical nuke on some dumb bitch!
Mike: Very nice, I get some assist points for that though.

by SoapMacTavish April 20, 2010