cat

A cute, fluffy, ball of love that by no means can be destroyed, and should be worshiped like a god, or it will smite you.

Today, I forgot to worship the cat, and it smited my friend, bob.

by The cookie monster 1234445 April 15, 2020

cat

another word for pussy

u have a nice wet cat

by LolXDLOLLolXDLOLLolXDLOLLolXDL February 11, 2021

Cat

Why the fuck are you searching up what a cat is?

"Meow, Meow?"
"Duh, a cat says that!"
"Oh…"

by iamabitchhh June 4, 2014

Cat

1. A domesticated house-pet, they like to lie around the house and shit everywhere. They generally have no soul and are vastly considered inferior to dogs as companions. However, wild cats like lions and tigers are pretty cool.

2. A cool guy, usually a jazz musician.

1. My cat ran away, but who really cares. Time to get a dog.

2. Man, that is one cool cat. He can play!

by FreeTheGhetto July 19, 2010

Cat

A small, furry housepet that goes good broiled over rice.

What are you eating?....OH DEAR GOD IS THAT A CAT?

by Psy Peterson March 14, 2009

Cat

A furry Animal that steals your breath!!!

You've Been Warned!!

Girl: *goes to sleep*
Cat: *lays on face and steals breath* MEOW

by mel9895 May 25, 2009

Catted

Copied because copy cat so catted

Bob :Yo bro I just catted your work what you gonna do about it bruv
Tegz: come buck me then bruv you better watch out if I ever here you catted me again your gonna get licked

by Badboyharvbrupgangshit June 15, 2018