Man-Nap

-To Kidnap a grown man for torture or pleasure.

1) I am going to Man-Nap you, lock you in my basement and spank you til say momma.

2)"Who's in your shower?" "Oh that's Luke, I have Man-Napped him for the weekend to help me stain the deck"

by Carley Raine April 24, 2006

Concrete Nap

The act of running over retarded pedestrians in the street, hence giving them a concrete nap.
Concrete Naps usually precede dirt naps.

If this guy runs into the intersection he's getting a concrete nap.

by illmindofRyanC June 13, 2017

Grimm-nap

When your powernap turns into sleeping for multiple hours

Abel: Hey dude, want to go to a party with me?
Erlend: Sure just let me take a quick powernap first

4 hours later

Erlend: Dude i overslept
Abel : i know you totaly took a grimm-nap

by Gode_gamle_grimm December 17, 2009

Hobo nap

Sleeping on the floor without the use of a pillow, blanket, or other padding. Can range from a quick nap to a full night's sleep. Similar to the sleep patterns of a homeless person, who sleeps on the ground.

Zeno: "Dude, all the beds are full. Where are you gonna sleep?"

Justin: "No worries. I'll just hobo nap on the floor."

by AinzDizzly April 20, 2010

pork nap

A nap, which is justified by previous consumption of large quantities of pork (of delicious quantity).

After all that bbq, I'm going to take a nap when I get home, specifically, a pork nap!

by pocket of the ham type November 7, 2010

cat nap

a short nap when you know you have to get up soon.

I am going home to get a cat nap before we go out.

by lil miss May 19, 2006

Whiskey Nap

aka passing out. The process by which the consumption of alcohol leads to one passing out, most likely not on purpose. Also, a whiskey nap may follow sleeping with a fat girl, breaking something, crashing a car or robbing a bank and not recalling any of it.

"Dude, Rob is such a bitch, he's taking a Whiskey Nap right now after only three drinks!"
"Yeah man, watching him drink is more painful than watching a kid with autism trying not to freak out with fire sirens going off."

by Numero Two February 23, 2009