Misty Abigail

The type of girl who every guy wants because she's beautiful and knows what she wants. She's a tease to most of her guy friends unknowingly but likes her long relationships. She's seen as a bit too friendly by other girls but is just being herself. She'll make you smile, laugh, and understand many things you never knew. NEVER get her angry or that'll be the end of your friendship if you're not bff's. Any guy would be lucky to have this girl, but there's always a few that are undeserving. One of her special talents is her ability to pop guys' nuts when they're acting like jerks.

I know this girl, she's a Misty Abigail. She can make me smile and feel like I've lived my life to its end already.

Look at her, she's such a Misty Abigail. All those guys around her have no chance cause she has a boyfriend already.

by Piswind September 7, 2011

Mystery Baby

A game where a man docks with multiple men and allows them to ejaculate inside of his dick. He then goes and has sex with a girl and releases all the cum inside her. When she becomes pregnant, it will be a mystery as to whose baby it is.

Did you hear what happened to Dawanna? She got mystery baby by Jose, Jawann, Pedro, and Martinez and now doesn't know who the father is.

by imnotgrandma December 5, 2013

musty traveler

When you fart in the car and lock your electric windows so the passengers can't roll down their window and have to smell your stench

If you go on a road trip with my sister, prepare for a musty traveler

by jrcX3 March 28, 2015

Misty Train

The act of dunking a mans penis into boiling water before penetration as to give the illusion of mist (steam) coming off the train (penis)

Dude are you okay? Yeah, I just was in the hospital after the misty train I gave Cindy last night, totally worth it!

by ABagOfNickel January 26, 2016

misty morning

The female equivalent to a mans "wet dream"

Sue: "so last night i had a dream about John Stamos. Sure was a misty morning."
Beth: "sounds hot"

by Cuntcave February 8, 2017

Mysterious Monkey

Considered to be one of the hardest and most impressive sex acts out there the Mysterious Monkey is a combination of both The Houdini and The Monkey Face. Before beginning you must first conceal either pubic hair (or ass hair) using a proper sleight of hand technique. Now take your girl or guy from behind and give them a proper ramming. Just before you blow your load pull out and spit on their back. When they turn to look at the amazing load they just receive you simultaneously blow your real juices in their face and then smear the concealed hairs all over while they look on in complete shock and confusion. While extremely difficult to pull off if done right your partner will be so shocked and impressed they will not know how to process what just happened.

Last weekend I finally pulled off the Mysterious Monkey. Suzy and I were going to town and just as we were both about to blow I hit every part just right. The emotions after went from pure shock, to confusion, to anger, to one of the best laughs we have ever had. Took our relationship to a whole new level.

by Work Head December 1, 2018

Mystery Brand

A shitty, greedy, and deceptive gambling RNG box website made by big-nosed, bigotted, assholes who told crappy influencers like Jake Paul, Ricegum, and Morgz with young audiences to lure in kids who are desperate to look cool with Yeezys, Supreme, and Gucci clothing to show off to their friends but instead end up maxing out their parents' cards and even if they end up getting shitty clothes in their boxes, nothing gets shipped and they end up paying 400$+ for stuff they won't even get.

Bob: Yooooo Dale just got Yeezy sneakers for a 100$ box in Mystery Brand!
John: Dale ain't getting shit! He's gonna be broke and disowned by his parents for using his mom's credit card!

by anonymous January 5, 2019