How musty was he?
"He smelled like a wet dog, mildew, socks, nut, and septic tank, public bathroom all in one."
ooh, 6in1 deal!
"He smelled like a wet dog, mildew, socks, nut, and septic tank, public bathroom all in one."
ooh, 6in1 deal!
by thefataartist March 21, 2023
Get the Mustymug. 
Happens most likely when you're sleeping on a couch and a cat sits in your lap and warms up your crouch. Thus later on when you wake up your cock'n balls are immersed in sweat and have been incubating the foulest bacteria.
I passed out on your couch and your cat gave me Musty Jacobs disease!
I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!
Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.
Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.
She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.
Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
I gotta take a shower man, i woke up with some serious musty jacobs disease!
Watch out for that cat its gonna give you musty jacobs disease.
Man i can smell your f**n musty jacobs from hear.
She wasn't stoked on the bad case of musty jacobs disease i had.
Had to burn my boxers. Damn cat gave me musty jacobs disease.
by Custer dude January 7, 2020
Get the Musty Jacobs Diseasemug. 
A long, drawn-out, disgustingly sweaty, borderline unhygienic sexual encounter that feels more like a test of endurance than an act of passion. Usually involves excessive body odor, questionable lubrication, and an overpowering musk that lingers in the sheets for days. Often results in deep regret, dehydration, and the need for multiple showers.
"I thought we were gonna have a hot night, but it turned into a full-on musty slog. I had to burn my sheets afterward."
by SirWubbs February 20, 2025
Get the musty Slogmug. Jess is a musty bitch.
by Mama Joe Biden November 10, 2021
Get the mustymug. Someone who smell like they've been marinating in a mix of expired cream cheese, hotdog water, and ass. The scent can be imagined if you look at a picture of Karlous Miller
Yooo they fired Karlous from Wildnout because of his musty ass
Yooo was Karlous just here? Because this room smell mustier than Wildnout break room
Damn she said I look like Karlous Miller, guess she think I'm musty too smh
Yooo was Karlous just here? Because this room smell mustier than Wildnout break room
Damn she said I look like Karlous Miller, guess she think I'm musty too smh
by SmellSeargeant February 27, 2022
Get the Mustymug.