Kermit Murder

Like committing murder, but only it just sounds catchier and is obviously more appealing to your average killer. It's also what your friends will want to do if you won't stop having one-on-one conversations on the group chat.

Friend 1: If you two don't shut up about smurfs I swear I'm gonna Kermit murder
Friend 2: But they're just so funny lmao
Friend 3: ikr lol smurfs
Friend 1: -grabs a shovel-
Friend 2 and 3: RUN

by THE._.GAY April 13, 2020

Social Murder

Act of a society placing its poor in social conditions resulting in predictable outcomes

The girls family committed social murder, when she was exiled from her family for not having the same values as them.

by Sharpnbrite June 4, 2018

murder harvey

A semi-flacid erection derived from an act of violence.

He used to get murder boners, but after so many victims, he could only muster up a murder Harvey.

by Harvey Sporter January 25, 2008

step murder

When you Jack-off on to the floor or street then stomp on it thus killing millions of innocent people!

Man, that guy was so fucked up He dropped his pants and committed a Step Murder!

by Dawnrazor December 4, 2018

Murder worth

A slang for Fort Worth Texas because of the high rate of violence and homicide in recent years.

I’m from murder worth Texas

by Almightytrae May 10, 2018

murder machine

1)someone or something that literaly or metaphoricaly kicks ass

2) someone or something that causes great damage to anything it comes in contact with.

3) a large angery person who scares the shit out of you

4) a tremendously effective implement of destruction, usually a weapon

5) something someone declares themselves after kicking ass

stay away from that big guy over there, he's a murder machine

yo, that 1911 i just bought is a murder machine

(while standing over your half dead opponent) I Am A MURDER MACHINE!

by fuckov March 5, 2008

murder out

blacking out every possible surface on a car's exterior. black wheels, dark tint, black paint (sometimes flat), no chrome, no color...just black....all black.

yo i murder out my ride and now the 5-0 won't stop frontin

they think i'm riding dirty

by iammatt May 15, 2008