jonathan mannering

Like if Linguini was an english major and was combined with a french Ron Weasley

I've got Jonathan Mannering this semester. Suffice to say that this will suck in most wonderful way

by The Blackrock Slicer October 16, 2020

Cookie Murdering bitch

Me, a girl who made an adorable little snowman cookie, then ate it, resulting in the act of my friend yelling at me

"Olivia you cookie murdering bitch"

by Lesbiace Mess December 19, 2020

Hair mongering

When you are so scared that all your hair stands up on the back of your arms

“Omg I was so scared I was hair mongering”

by Thebreakfastclub17 January 29, 2022

Perry-mandering

To cheat on your significant other and be in complete denial

Aww man he was perry-mandering so hard last night.

by Will Perry69 March 9, 2022

Hoe Mongering

When a boy constantly talks to girls all the time. Even to the point of talking to girls more than boys.

Nathan was not surprised when he saw Lenny hoe mongering during history class.

by WeUsedToPlayHouse January 5, 2023

Cock Munting

The act of cutting the vas deferens in the ballsack of a dead man and connecting it internally to the urethera then stomping on the ballsack until the testicles are completely powderized and then sucking the testicle powder out of the cock.

Me and Harry were Cock Munting a random homeless man last night because he asked for money.

by asghtryssd August 3, 2024

Cock Munting

The act of connecting the vas deferens of a dead mans ballsack to the urethera then stomping on the balls until the testicles are completely powderized, then sucking the testicle powder out of the dick. Kind of like drinking a drink from a straw.

Me and Harry were Cock Munting a homeless man last night because his dumb nigger ass asked for spare change.

by asghtryssd August 3, 2024