muffler masters

The gayest group of men you’ve ever met. Until the clothes come off. Then suddenly everyone goes back to being hetero. Very strange

You ever been to muffler masters? So weird

by Griz1692 April 6, 2023

muffler lungs

When you take humongous hits out of a bong, pipe, blunt, or joint and swallow it without choking or coughing !

Sam : *Takes a bong rip , milks it then swallows it*
Isaiah: Damn bro you got muffler lungs !!

by ChiefDub February 28, 2016

Muffler

When you rip ass too loud so you need to muffle it with a wad of toilet paper

Jason farted at dennys too loud so he needed to go to the bathroom and pull a muffler

by AvocadoDad May 27, 2024

cooch muffler

A big-ass pornstache.

"I'll grow the best cooch muffler you've ever seen"

by Hey, demons. It's ya girl. October 18, 2018

Grumpy Muffler

The act of defecating into one's Air Duct or AC System, causing a foul shit-like smell within the entire facility.

My Boss fired me and I got back at his Bitch Ass by giving the office a "Grumpy Muffler", that'll teach them!!

by Ass-lickin-lova December 12, 2023

Hot Muffler

When you take a shit that's either huge, or after eating spicy foods, causing your anus to bleed.

That spicy burrito gave me such a hot muffler.

by Justhefactsmam August 3, 2017

hog muffler

hog muffler is a rare insult. to muffle a hog would be dirty and pointless. So someone who would do that are also dirty and pointless. If used sexually it would be an insult to the woman (hog) and the man (muffler).

Get out of my way hog muffler. "he uses the muffler on that hog all night I bet"

by Eagle fucker March 1, 2024