muffins

A drug releasing you from the mundane, usually, when done with a mellow interior and open mind, will allow you to realize how you're being fucked every day of your life.

SEE: mushrooms, shrooms, magic mushrooms

Hey man dude, these muffins are sensational!!!

by Peterson McBee October 10, 2005

Muffin

Tom Sellleck. George Clooney. Brad Pitt. These men are defined as muffins. Muffin is slang for a handsome 20s to 50s man, usually in the movie or tv business.

"Hey Tommy, did you watch Muffin P.I. on teevee last night?"

by Johnny Big March 27, 2005

in the muffins

bad, a bummer, FUBAR; a situation that one does not wish to occur, but does anyway

John: An alligator bit off my leg!!
Wes: Dude, that's in the muffins.

by Ryan & Andrew April 5, 2008

Muffin

similar to a cupcake(farting and wafting in someones face), a muffin is queefing and wafting in someones face

Last night my girlfriend gave me a muffin while I was sleeping

by Ben Bland June 5, 2023

Muffin

A cupcake without frosting

Mitch: "Why did you make cupcakes? I wanted muffins!"

Tyler: "Just scrape off the frosting and it becomes a muffin."

by Cup O' Jo October 28, 2015

Muffin

The cat that lives upstairs. He is fairly large.

Wow, muffin is a big cat!

by MuffinTheCat October 21, 2017

Muffin

A 69 position with 3 or more people; cuddling position while penetrating. Not to be confused with mooning, spooning or forking. It is not a 69 with two people.

hey baby you wanna muffin

by Xason August 19, 2010