miffed

To be slightly annoyed, specifically with someone or something.

Jane is a bit miffed with Sally.

by Katie October 8, 2003

Muffed the Punt

A muffed punt is when you accidently slide your penis into a womans anus while having doggy style vaginal intercourse.

"Dude, my girl is so mad at me. While we were having sex, I muffed the punt, and she thought it was intentional!"

by soccerfag September 28, 2009

muffbluff

One female impedes sexual success of another female. Similar to a cockblock; but the sexes of a participants are reversed.

Melanie was trying get with a fireman, but Addy muffbluffed her.

by Fax Modem March 10, 2008

muff job

Cunnilingus; oral sex performed on a woman. Similar to blow job

My boyfriend gave me a great muff job last night!

by Travis Nichols January 15, 2005

muff burgz

being sandwiched between two vaginas like a burger.

muff burgz mmm good.

by dougieb October 12, 2005

muff-punt

a swift kick to the hooch

Jill told me she hated Zeppelin, so I muff-punted that bitch.

by J Walter Weatherman September 14, 2006

muff no notin

When someone commits an act of embarrassment or "my badness"; the person who witnesses the act can say "muff no notin" and tap him/her upside the head to make him/her be aware of his/her action.

Joe #1 - "Ah joe, I got the crabs from a hoodrat..."
Joe #2 - "Muff no notin, *taps Joe #1 upside the head*"
Joe #1 - "Oh, self serve, self serve

by Joe Charger May 8, 2008